Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Doktor Anon's LiveJournal:

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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
10:14 pm	Burn in Effigy How could I forget? Happy Guy Fawkes Day! (2 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
11:46 pm	Ninja Assassin Since I cannot embed the actual trailer for Ninja Assassin, you get the Lego version. Enjoy! (1 MexiCAN | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
2:01 pm	Blood During blood donation, does anyone else quietly consider which arm to choose based on the idea that the wound might get infected and that arm might need to be amputated? Or am I the only one? (2 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
1:08 pm	Eye of the Aesir Odin hung himself for nine long days and nights to learn the secrets of the runes. How far are you willing to go? (7 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
11:47 pm	Surfacescapes A D&D program for Microsoft Surface. Brought to my attention by Penny Arcade, for those of you who have not seen it: (6 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
10:24 am	For classic1st From texts last night: (480): I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot (3 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
12:21 am	The Ballad of G.I. Joe Snatched from the savage jaws of theglen: (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Monday, October 19th, 2009
2:38 pm	Fact: The Maestro of Murder got his coattails stuck in a cotton gin. (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Thursday, October 8th, 2009
9:54 pm	Question Have you ever had an erotic dream about Edward G. Robinson? Good. Me, neither. However, now that you've read that, it's in your subconscious. You've seen it; you can't unsee it. So, perhaps you will blessed by Edward G. Robinson's DSLs in the future. (13 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
1:08 pm	Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want a tangerine. Two videos, culled from The Dark Knight, showing that Alfred has an unnatural obsession with tangerines. The first is introduced as a music video. The second is a more linear skit. Enjoy! ( Cut for the uninterested. ) (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Sunday, September 27th, 2009
11:01 am	Swiss arrest Polanski on US request in sex case Made even weirder because Susan Atkins just died. Synchronicity in nature. Swiss arrest Polanski on US request in sex case ( ZURICH – Director Roman Polanski was arrested by Swiss police as he flew in for the Zurich Film Festival and faces possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl, authorities said Sunday. ) (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Friday, September 25th, 2009
9:57 am	Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins dies Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins dies ( LOS ANGELES – Susan Atkins, a follower of cult leader Charles Manson whose remorseless witness stand confession to killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate in 1969 shocked the world, has died. She was 61 and had been suffering from brain cancer. ) (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Thursday, September 24th, 2009
1:56 pm	An old Flemtor blessing "May your mind be blown like Allen Ginsberg in a kindergarten class." Small wonder that the little-known Flemtor culture died out during a prison riot in 1988. Also, in a conversation regarding The Wizard of Oz, some of my associates wonder where the Scarecrow got the revolver. I assume they made some purchases or otherwise acquired objects in the Emerald City before going to the Wicked Witch's castle; my question is where it went. The Wicked Witch might have an aversion to cleaning buckets, but I'm pretty sure she has difficulty with high-momentum lead, too. It seems like a useful object to have around. Though, sadly, it probably wasn't an Object. That would be even more useful. Unless it wasn't, of course. (8 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Sunday, September 20th, 2009
12:04 pm	NASA launches rocket, dozens report strange lights NASA launches rocket, dozens report strange lights ( WALLOPS ISLAND, Va. – NASA says it successfully launched a rocket in Virginia as part of an experiment, and the blast may have caused dozens of people to report seeing strange lights in the sky. ) (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
10:19 am	Echoes We laughed as we took the sledgehammers to the support columns. It was hard, sweaty work, but we smashed the house in no time at all. Physics told us what to do; just a few swings of the hammer, and it collapsed. We celebrated in the dust-covered backyard with a bonfire. We burned all the money. We wanted to have a feast, but we realized all the food was still in the refrigerator. So we just stole from the neighbor's garbage. We're going to live under the bridge in the north of town. We've got it all planned out. I've already carved the sigils. No one will ever find us there. (4 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Monday, September 14th, 2009
11:44 am	Epiphany It is possible to sing "Big Rock Candy Mountain" to the tune of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Conversely, this implies that it is possible to sing most of Emily Dickinson's poetry to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountain." It is not possible to do this with the poetry of Shoggoth Dickinson, however. Shoggoth Dickinson's poetry cannot be pronounced by your pitiful huu-maan mouths, and the only song that matches the meter scheme is the mad piping of the daemon flautists in the Court of Azathoth. (2 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
11:51 am	Strangeness Where did these people originate? The people with gaping holes where a Humanity should go? Is the universe so sick as to spawn them spontaneously? I think I need proof that not all humans are bastards. I think one goes crazy without that information, like slowly losing REM sleep. We're all wisps of smoke caught in a spiderweb, I fear. What will happen when the wind blows? (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Thursday, September 10th, 2009
10:58 pm	Scotchman says: Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. Disclaimer: The author of this message may not actually be the Scotchman. (5 MexiCANs | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
4:37 pm	Violation I just received an advert for Scientology on Obsidian Portal. Wait, what? Also, ( Hitler just gave you AIDS. NSFW, and all that. ) (1 MexiCAN | Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
2:06 pm	Dirty old man Smile a cockeyed Crawling Chaos grin. Heh, heh. Cock. (Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?)