Doktor Anon ([info]psychicmayhem) wrote,
@ 2009-06-22 17:04:00
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Warning: Not for the squeamish
The article isn't graphic, but anybody with a strong imagination probably won't like the injury involved. Reminds one of a bit of the old ultraviolence, really.

Incidentally, I saw this story on the news crawl on television, and then realized that it's back from March. Recycling news? Aren't we still engaged in two military actions, with two more possibly on the horizon?

Anyway, without further ado: Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.



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[info]spunky_bassist
2009-06-23 03:03 am UTC (link)
...Because who doesn't like power saws in the general cooter vicinity. I just want to know what sex toy they decided to attach the thing to that seemed like it might be a good idea?

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[info]psychicmayhem
2009-06-23 05:08 pm UTC (link)
I can't imagine what would make that seem like a good idea. Spongiform is about the only thing that comes to mind.

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[info]spirehouse
2009-06-23 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Don't put sex toys on saws because saws tend to CUT THROUGH SHIT. IT'S WHAT THEY'RE DESIGNED TO DO. Ow.

Also, how do you call off work for that? I mean, you say "I'm in the hospital," but what do you reply when they ask "What happened?!"

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[info]psychicmayhem
2009-06-23 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Either you lie, or you direct people to the news story about it. You either deny your involvement or embrace the embarassment wholeheartedly, for there is no middle ground.

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[info]oh_frabjous_day
2009-06-23 04:40 pm UTC (link)
I heard about this on The Mike O'Meara show a while ago.

I can really picture this happening.

"Honey...I have a great idea."
"Uh-huh?"
...
"...I dunno', I'm not so sure about this."
"Oh c'mon, baby...it's my birthday..."

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[info]psychicmayhem
2009-06-23 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Somehow, I actually imagine that they were both way into the idea from the beginning; they may have even had the idea at the same time while watching someone working on a carpentry project. Possibly because I can't imagine someone trying to convince someone else that a serrated, reciprocating blade near their flesh is a good idea.

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